Tag: Fang

Fang Jokes

Someone asked me if I wanted to join a long line to get vampire teeth. I said "no fang queue".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fang Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Fang Syne. A chap goes to the doctor and says “I keep seeing a werewolf, with big sharp fangs”. The doctor says, “have… Continue reading Fang Jokes