Dash Jokes

What goes trot trot dash dash trot? Horse code.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dash Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s the longest morse code message? The 100 yard dash. Ok, got to go off and grow some hair on my upper lip. Must dash. Got sent an apology made up of… Continue reading Dash Jokes