Laptop Jokes

Was going to plug my laptop into my hi-fi but was worried I might end up stereotyping.

I was staring at my laptop thinking about what could be this week’s page of one liners, and the idea of laptop jokes sprung to mind. I hope as always that you like these, and give the caveat that they may not be either the funniest or most original jokes that you read today….  … Continue reading Laptop Jokes

Baggage Jokes

Watched a British 70s comedy film about travelling by plane. Carry On Baggage.

I was at an event in New York this week and my jokes were a topic of conversation, and after a drink or two, we talked about a suitable topic for this week’s collection.  After a particular story about luggage at an airport had caused much interest and debate, we decided that this week we… Continue reading Baggage Jokes

Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

alphabetical list of joke topics

As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

Snow Jokes

How do you find actor Will Smith in a snow drift? Look for the Fresh Prints.

The first snow flurries of the winter for many in Britain have either just happened or are just about to, although of course parts of Scotland have been seeing snow for weeks. However, it seems a good time for some snow jokes, although this downfall may not be too funny or original…      … Continue reading Snow Jokes

Presents Jokes

A friend bought a new wig before going on holiday, so I got him a comb as a parting gift.

Christmas has just finished, and everyone has opened their presents, so here are some presents jokes for those still thinking about their gifts. As normal, these may not come with the gift of originality or hilarity….       Got a great Christmas present for a friend, “100 famous songs that are difficult to play”.… Continue reading Presents Jokes

Start Jokes

Time travel classes: Starts 1915.

It’s the 1st January, so a Happy New Year to you.  Given that it’s the first day of the year, then Start Jokes, or one liners about starting something seem a good topic for today’s puns.  Of course, although this may be all about starting things, these jokes come with no guarantee of originality or… Continue reading Start Jokes

Reindeer Jokes

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer…

It’s Christmas Day, and as we have already had Christmas Cracker Jokes and Christmas Jumper Jokes, here are some Reindeer Jokes.  These jokes, as normal, come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh. What do… Continue reading Reindeer Jokes

Star Wars Jokes

adobe wan kenobi

You may have noticed that there is a new Star Wars film which has been released this week, and many people like me are hoping to relive that childhood excitement of seeing the original films in the series, and that The Force Awakens is more like the original three films than the prequels. I’m off… Continue reading Star Wars Jokes

Winter Jokes

Cold weather is here. Had to scrape ice of my windscreen this morning. Used my supermarket loyalty card. Only got 10% off.

It’s getting a bit cold, wet and wintry outside at the moment – at least, it is here in the UK – so it seems time for some winter jokes.  Don’t expect there to be too much hilarity or originality though….       How do you make a bed in winter? With sheets of… Continue reading Winter Jokes

Lorry Jokes

A lorry load of marmite has crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lorry Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Traffic jam caused by a lorry load of terrapins hitting a lorry load of tortoises. Turtle chaos.   Saw a film about a lorry load of shoemakers. What a… Continue reading Lorry Jokes