Basket Jokes

Had a basket of strawberries that I wanted to make funny so I decided to pun it

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Basket Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve decided to put all my eggs in one basket so I don’t look daft walking around the supermarket. Tried to put my trampoline in the laundry basket. Time… Continue reading Basket Jokes

Journalism Jokes

They found out it was proper gander

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Journalism Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Saw a journalist searching through my ice cream cones. He was looking for the scoop. A friend lost his job as a journalist at a classic rock magazine through… Continue reading Journalism Jokes

Tribute Band Jokes

then they lost their edge

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tribute Band Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour. Tried to book tickets for an Elvis tribute night over the phone.… Continue reading Tribute Band Jokes

Calendar Jokes

Someone has removed the fifth month from all of my calendars

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Calendar Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I like to mark my calendar with bright neon colours. It’s the highlight of my day. I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery… Continue reading Calendar Jokes

Resolution Jokes

My resolution is to cure my fear of New Year and get over my Auld Langxiety.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Resolution Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and wishing that your troubles are as short lived as your New Year resolutions.       My new years resolution is to get a Velcro wall and I plan on sticking… Continue reading Resolution Jokes

Santa Jokes

the illuminaughty

Merry Christmas! This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Santa Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Where does Father Christmas go to chill out, relax in a forest, and take a spa? Santa Parcs… Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax… Continue reading Santa Jokes

Christmas Decoration Jokes

Disappointed that even my Christmas tree lights go out more than I do at Christmas.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Christmas Decoration Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       What do Santa’s elves use in the kitchen instead of a knife or fork? A u-tinsel. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Hornaments… I’m worried that… Continue reading Christmas Decoration Jokes