It may be frosty weather here at the moment, but it won’t be long until spring is here, the grass needs cut and we are back in our gardens enjoying nature and outdoor living, so here are a few garden jokes to get you ready. As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or… Continue reading Garden Jokes
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Owl Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are on the topic of owl jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality from this collection of hooters…. Owls don’t like mating in winter. It’s often too wet to woo. What do you call a bird in a suit of armour? A knight owl. Why do… Continue reading Owl Jokes
Sock Jokes
For absolutely no reason this week, here is a page of sock jokes. It should come as part of a pair, of course, but there’s only one… Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity. Why do clowns wear loud socks? To stop their feet falling asleep. Friend kept going on about… Continue reading Sock Jokes
Laptop Jokes
I was staring at my laptop thinking about what could be this week’s page of one liners, and the idea of laptop jokes sprung to mind. I hope as always that you like these, and give the caveat that they may not be either the funniest or most original jokes that you read today…. … Continue reading Laptop Jokes
Baggage Jokes
I was at an event in New York this week and my jokes were a topic of conversation, and after a drink or two, we talked about a suitable topic for this week’s collection. After a particular story about luggage at an airport had caused much interest and debate, we decided that this week we… Continue reading Baggage Jokes
Alphabetical List of Joke Topics
As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics
Snow Jokes
The first snow flurries of the winter for many in Britain have either just happened or are just about to, although of course parts of Scotland have been seeing snow for weeks. However, it seems a good time for some snow jokes, although this downfall may not be too funny or original… … Continue reading Snow Jokes
Presents Jokes
Christmas has just finished, and everyone has opened their presents, so here are some presents jokes for those still thinking about their gifts. As normal, these may not come with the gift of originality or hilarity…. Got a great Christmas present for a friend, “100 famous songs that are difficult to play”.… Continue reading Presents Jokes
Start Jokes
It’s the 1st January, so a Happy New Year to you. Given that it’s the first day of the year, then Start Jokes, or one liners about starting something seem a good topic for today’s puns. Of course, although this may be all about starting things, these jokes come with no guarantee of originality or… Continue reading Start Jokes
Reindeer Jokes
It’s Christmas Day, and as we have already had Christmas Cracker Jokes and Christmas Jumper Jokes, here are some Reindeer Jokes. These jokes, as normal, come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh. What do… Continue reading Reindeer Jokes