Candle Jokes

I searched on eBay for something to light my lamp. It said “no matches found”.

I was looking around the room for a topic for this week’s one liners, and spotted a candle, so here are some candle jokes. Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity…       Candle wax. It gets on my wick.   When Joseph Swan thought of the light bulb, did a candle appear above… Continue reading Candle Jokes