This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Well Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What’s the difference between a well dressed person on a tricycle and a scruffy person on a bicycle? Attire.
“Why did you fall into that waterhole?”
“I just didn’t see that well”.
I saw three holes in the ground. Well, well, well….
My autobiography didn’t sell very well. Story of my life
My dog loves cheese and is well behaved. He’s a Gouda boy.
A friend’s end of year review working in customs didn’t go well. Apparently he’s border line incompetent.
Tried telling some jokes in a new comedy show in zero gravity. They didn’t go down well.
Didn’t do well in my football teamwork exam. I didn’t pass.
Asked the attendant to validate my parking. He said “you’re right in the middle of the space. Well done”.
My rug was so well behaved on our recent road trip. It’s the perfect car pet.
The label on one of my packets of herbs says “goes well with beef, pork and duck”. That’s sage advice.
I got a friend a rope tied to a bucket for their birthday. It went down well.
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