This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Weight Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Turns out I need to lose weight to get my pilot’s licence. Chocs away!
A hedgehog I know tried to strengthen his spikes by lifting weights with them, but he didn’t have the quill power.
Someone told me about a way to lose weight by putting slices of bread on my head. It’s a loaf hat diet.
Decided to make bubble wrap filled with helium. Everything will weigh less and I’ll save a fortune in postage.
On a scale of one to ten, I find it very hard to work out my weight.
Why is easy to work out the weight of a dragon? They come with scales.
I’m not overweight, I’m in bold.
I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy for me. I just handed in my too weak notice.
Apparently Sauron kept to his ideal weight by eating in Mordoration.
Saw a weight lifting bison. He was a buff fellow.
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