This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Viking Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Saw an ancient secret Viking message earlier. It was sent by Norse Code.
I’d tell you a Viking joke but there’s Norway you’d laugh.
Heard about someone who was repeatedly reincarnated as a Viking. He was Bjorn again.
Met a Vegetarian Viking once. He was a Norvegan.
What’s the difference between a Viking author and a space based Bond film? One is a Rune Maker, the other a Moonraker.
Was in a Viking Disco band once called the Pillage People.
Met a Viking Vampire once. Norseferatu.
Vikings were always good sailors. You can take a Norse to water but you can’t make him sink.
I saw a graph that showed Vikings from which area travelled to which country. It was a Sven Diagram.
The earliest known barcodes were on Viking longships so that they could scan-da-navy-in.
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