This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Unicorn Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Thought I saw a horse with an antler, then I realised it was a unique horn.
Never realised how hungry unicorns are. They eat like horses.
My unicorn is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.
I wanted to find out how popular unicorns were, so I checked with a gallop poll.
I thought I saw a unicorn but it was really scary, turned out it was a night mare.
I saw a cow with one horn. I think it was a moo-nicorn.
Went to the doctor to get my flu shot and was surprised to see a horse with a horn waiting for his. Turned out he was an immunicorn.
Where do you get unicorn milk? From the legend dairy.
A rhinoceros is just an armour plated unicorn.
The unicorn got substituted in the fairy tale football team by someone who was half human, half horse. He’s their centaur forward.
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