This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Toothpaste Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Felt sad when my tube of toothpaste ended up on the ground. Crest fallen.
Jumped on the tube earlier. Got toothpaste everywhere.
Went to see where toothpaste was invented. There was only a little plaque.
I always feel bad using new toothpaste in front of my extra sensitive tube.
What musical instrument do you often find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
What kind of tree does toothpaste grow on? Toiletries
If there was a big toothpaste scandal, I suspect it would be called Colgate.
I’m told the nicest toothpaste is a secret. It’s very comfy-dental.
Someone broke into my house last night. They took all my soap, shower gel and toothpaste. They made a clean getaway.
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