This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stuffing Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I asked a teddy bear if he wanted pudding but he said he was stuffed.
Why did the farmer stop stuffing goats into his trailer? There was no more ruminant.
Saw a man in Marseille stuffing snails into his petrol tank. Apparently it makes escargot.
I like to stuff chocolate bars into my clothing. I always have twix up my sleeves.
My Christmas dinner is just turkey, potatoes. vegetables and stuffing. The rest is just gravy.
Bought my friend a stuffed elephant to put in his room. He said “thanks”. I said “don’t mention it”.
Read in the newspaper that there is a new trend for stuffed wildebeest, but I think it might be fake gnus.
Got a stuffed alpaca toy. I call it the Dolly Llama.
If anyone wants to come to talk to me about why my stuff keeps getting stolen, my door is always open.
Starting buying cheap Spanish rice instead of expensive stuff. Arroz by any other name…
Why are Daleks good at measuring stuff? They have a supreme ruler.
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