Steam Jokes

I keep taking photos beside boiling kettles. I think I have selfie steam issues.
I keep taking photos beside boiling kettles. I think I have selfie steam issues.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Steam Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

Some local engineers took a steam train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.

 

Glad to see my kettle calmed down. Just needed to let off some steam.

 

A friend got to the final of the local model steam railway competition. He lost on points.

 

Sad to see a local sauna business close. It just ran out of steam.

 

I’ve got another friend who drives a steamroller. He’s such a flatterer.

 

I keep taking photos beside boiling kettles. I think I have selfie steam issues.

 

Friend of mine said he’s going to spend his savings on learning to drive a steamroller. I said I’m not going to stand in his way.

 

Someone has stolen my steam train. They must have had the means, the opportunity, and the locomotive.

 

I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.

 

I’ve written a book about making hot drinks only with steam. It’s a novel tea.

 
 
 

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