This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Squid Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Finally found out how you make a giant squid laugh. Ten tickles.
Someone told me that whales could squirt ink, then I realised they were just squidding.
I asked how much the creature that looked like an ill octopus cost and what it was. The chap said “Sick squid”.
Who lived in the Wild West and squirted ink? Billy the Squid.
Heard about a military squid. He was well armed.
Was going to tell you a squid joke but it was kraken me up.
I saw two squids who were twins. They were itenticle.
If someone makes you calamari, then make them some back. Squid pro quo.
My local addiction clinic has a unit for those obsessed with SpongeBob. It’s their squid ward.
Wasn’t impressed by my calamari soup. It was a bit of a damp squid.
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