This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Spy Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Saw James Bond in a field with a flock of sheep. Turns out he was a Shepherd Spy.
What’s the best way to catch a spy bear? In a honey trap.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy…
Dong. Ding Dong.
- James Bond’s doorbell.
Found out recently that James Bond is a big fan of pottery. He’s even got a licence to kiln.
A spy never breaks wind in bed. It would blow his cover.
Got a new spy themed jacuzzi. Bubble 07.
Why did the spy cross the road? Because he was never on your side.
I used to think that my microwave was spying on me, then I realised it was the vacuum cleaner who was gathering dirt.
King Arthur used to wonder which one of his knights was a spy. I suspect it was Sir Vailance.
Heard about a spy who accidentally posted some nuclear materials and messed up what he was doing. Fission mailed.
Met Canada’s top spy. Codename double eh seven.
The U2 spy plane has taken so many photos but it still hasn’t found what it is looking for.
I used to wonder when James Bond learned to fly a plane, then a realised that he is a master of de skies.
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