This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Speaker Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A public speaker told me he was going to complain about his function reservation being cancelled but he has no room to talk.
Booked a motivational speaker, he turned up wearing a shirt made entirely of stamps. Apparently, he’s an outgoing male.
Dropped my Bluetooth speaker in a pond. It’s syncing.
My dog installs speakers for the navy. He’s a sub woofer.
My friend told me to invest in decent quality speakers. That was sound advice.
How many motivational speakers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, change starts with you.
Quite stressful listening to a speaker giving a presentation about James Bond. We all left shaken…
Couldn’t manage to install speakers in my apples, then I realised they work in pears…
Tested a new speaker at a soundcheck and asked the audience if there was any feedback. Apparently my guitar playing is awful.
Ordered a lockable box and a speaker online. They arrived, safe and sound.
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