This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Soup Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Wasn’t impressed by my calamari soup. It was a bit of a damp squid.
I’ve got a series of soup recipes. Do you want the detailed pages, or just the condensed version?
If you have a referee in rugby, what do you have in bowls? Soup.
What did the Venus Fly Trap say to the waiter? “There’s no fly in my soup”.
A sailor eating alphabet soup found the seven Cs.
My friend told me he didn’t think he’d like alphabet soup, but turns out he does. Now he’s going to eat his words.
I used to wonder what font was used for the letters in Alphabet Soup, turns out it’s Times New Ramen.
I put some yeast in my broth. The results were soup rising.
I like to put coriander on my blended tomatoes. It’s soup herb.
“When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels.”
“Why?”
“Sometimes…”
Made my fortune in soup. I’m a bouillonaire.
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