This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Ski Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What’s green and slides down mountains? A skiwi.
Was going to go water skiing but I couldn’t find a lake steep enough to slide down.
You can get a skis online for £200, or £100 if you are willing toboggan.
The ski lift broke and I couldn’t chairry on.
Best way to learn cross country skiing is to start with a small country.
Skiing is going downhill fast.
I saw someone trying to ski in reverse. He was trying to back up to the cloud.
I don’t want to get addicted to skiing, but you never know. It’s a slippery slope.
Thought I saw a skiing lizard, turned out to be a slalom-ander.
I like ski lifts. They chair me up.
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