This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Shepherd Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried to order a Shepherd’s outfit. Can’t get the staff.
A friend gave up his job as a shepherd as every time he tried to count his flock, he fell asleep.
Local shepherd has built a wooden statue of a sheep to support local farming. Not sure I’d go out of my way to see it, wood ewe?
Told my sheep jokes to a shepherd but he had herd them all before.
Someone told me that the local police have added a mouse to their animal team, but I think it’s actually a gerbil shepherd.
I had a Shepherd’s Pie for lunch today. He wasn’t happy.
A friend of mine tried to divide 22 sheep into 7 pens and ended up with a shepherd’s pi.
Shepherds can identify their herd of sheep by their baa codes.
Saw James Bond in a field with a flock of sheep. Turns out he was a Shepherd Spy.
A shepherd says to Santa, “all I want for Christmas is ewe”…
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