This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sequel Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Why are first novels afraid of sequels? They always come after them.
Highlander has spawned a lot of sequels for a film with the tag line “There can be only one”.
They could make a Lord of the Rings sequel in a tower block at Christmas called Old Hobbits Die Hard.
Saw a great film about an action hero working in the Finance department of a big company. Apparently they’re making a sequel. This time it’s Personnel.
I’ve got a video game that sounds like they’re going to make a sequel but it’s been ages and it’s not come yet. Formula 1.
They could make a sequel to one of Matthew Broderick’s most famous films featuring a young Iron Man called Ferrous Bueller’s Day Off.
Saw a film called Tim Buck recently. Really good, hope there’s going to be a sequel.
If I was going to make a sequel to March of the Penguins, I’d call it April of the Penguins.
There’s a rumour that Tom Hanks is going to make a sequel to one of his most famous 80s films. Big, if true.
Julius Caesar’s friend asked him which horror franchise frightened him the most. He said “It 2, Brute”.
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