This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Scarf Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Saw Miami Sound Machine recently and one of them waved a blue & white hat and scarf. Must have been Gloria Leicesterfan.
What did the scarf say to the hat? I’m going to hang around here, you go on ahead.
Why was the hipster sweating? He wore a scarf long before it was cool.
A police officer spotted a man driving along the motorway with knitting needles. He got his attention and shouted “pull over!”. The man looked back and said “no, a scarf”.
Pleased I have clothes from ten years ago that still fit me. OK, it’s a scarf, but even still…
I’ve knitted a scarf that covers my waist to keep it warm in winter. I’m going to call it my bellyclava.
I like that Al Pacino film about the knitting expert. Scarf Ace.
I was going to try to make a scarf out of a baguette then I realised it would be a pain in the neck.
I knew a nun who always wore a scarf to cover up her tatty outfit. It was a terrible habit.
I have a friend who tried to buy a snake online. When she opened the box, it was just a long scarf made of feathers. I think the boa cons tricked her.
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