This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sauce Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Walked into a business meeting the other week, put a kebab on the desk and said “we really have to think about strategy”. One of my colleagues asked “what’s with the kebab?” I said “salad and a little chilli sauce”.
Was cooking some alphabetti spaghetti and almost dropped the saucepan. That could have spelled disaster.
Went to a journalist friend’s house for dinner and he’d put stickers over his ketchup and mustard bottles. Apparently he likes to keep all his sauces anonymous.
I invented a relish, and it’s selling well. It’s my main sauce of income.
Was going to send back my fish in a herb sauce at a restaurant the other night, but I wasn’t sure if it was the thyme or the plaice.
Thought I had a bowl of tomato sauce, turns out it was alphabetti spaghetti and I got all the spaces.
I love Worcestershire sauce. Don’t know why, though, it’s hard to say.
Bought some hot sauce recently and it tasted like there was no chilli in it at all. I was mildly disappointed.
My partner told me to put some tomato sauce on the shopping list, now I can’t read it.
I asked the flight attendant what sauce came with the spaghetti, but it was plane pasta.
Friend of mine has started a new tortilla bar with an amazing sauce. Won’t tell me what’s in it, though, they keep it under wraps.
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