Santa Jokes

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the illuminaughty

Merry Christmas! This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Santa Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…


Where does Father Christmas go to chill out, relax in a forest, and take a spa? Santa Parcs…

Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax return? Because he’s elf employed.

Why does Santa enter houses through chimneys? Because they soot him.

The reason that many people don’t believe in Santa is because of a secret society trying to discredit him. The Illuminaughty.

Standing near the chimney, I thought I heard Santa coughing. I think he’s coming down with something.

Spotted Santa’s assistant taking a photo in a mirror. Think it was an elfie.

What do the reindeer say when Santa takes the register? “Present!”

The action figures made in Santa’s workshops are always impressive. They’re all elf-made.

What do you get if you rearrange the letters of Santa? Someone else’s presents.

A Santa at NASA has won top spot at this year’s Christmas palindrome award.


If you like these, then you might also like these Christmas Cracker Jokes, and there are even more here.


…and as well as these Santa Jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.

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