This week’s puns and one liners take the form of review Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… or any guarantee of a five star review.
I used to wonder why aliens were not visiting our solar system, then I realised they probably looked up our reviews and saw that we had only one star.
Left a review for my new vacuum cleaner. It sucks.
A friend lost his job as a journalist at a classic rock magazine through musical differences. He was always giving rave reviews.
Watched the Harry Potter films through a series of streaming services. Reviews varied but on some platforms it was nine and three quarters.
Read a book about maths that suggests graphs should have thicker lines. My review was entitled “the plot thickens”
A friends writes reviews about herbs and spices. He’s a seasoned expert.
Read a review about a display that cools things to absolute zero. Apparently it’s 0K.
Read a review of a film about trampolines. Apparently it has its ups and downs.
Saw a huge green superhero who only provides arguments from peer reviewed science journals. The credible hulk.
Read some reviews of different constellations. Orion’s Belt has three stars.
The new restaurant on the moon has so so reviews. Good food apparently but no atmosphere.
A friend’s end of year review working in customs didn’t go well. Apparently he’s border line incompetent.
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