This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Punk Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Going to stop listening to Daft Punk. Just one more time…
Thomas the Tank Engine was a rebellious youth. A real Steam Punk.
A punk drummer I know has had a tattoo of some of his kit. It’s very cymbalic.
Saw an octopus punk. Squid Vicious.
Why do anarcho-punks drink coffee? Because they believe all proper tea is theft.
Why did the punk cross the road? He was stapled to a chicken.
A Ramones fan I know went on a Tinder event on a yacht. He wanted to be sea dated.
I know a dinosaur who loves The Clash. He’s a StayGosaurus
I was at a punk gig when someone told me they were going to hit me with the neck of a guitar. I asked, “is that a fret?”
Got the new Daft Punk cookbook. One More Thyme.
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