This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Porridge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
It’s fine to eat porridge that fell on the floor if you follow the five second gruel.
I mixed curry power with my oats and made courage.
My porridge tried joining a band but it was oat of tune.
You can never lie when wearing a hat made of porridge. You’re under oats.
As a kid I absolutely refused to eat oatmeal. I was inporridgeable.
I’m going to make a basketball themed porridge called Shaquille Oatmeal.
Goldilocks didn’t actually like the porridge when she found it because it was bearly cooked.
My porridge was promoted because it was oat standing.
I used to have a job in a porridge factory. It was gruelling.
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