This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Point Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
The invention of the lock was a key turning point in history.
Why is it that when we are looking for intelligent life, we always point our telescopes away from Earth…?
A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances of a medal.
A few people were mean to me about choosing to wear mittens instead of gloves, but I don’t like to point fingers.
Why did the chicken click on the Powerpoint presentation? To get to the other slide.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
Ever since buying a digital camera, I can only think of it’s positive points. There aren’t any negatives.
Saw a squirrel having a boxing match with a hedgehog in my garden. The hedgehog won on points.
When a cub is at its smallest point, it’s the bear minimum.
I asked my friend why I should invest in his sword making business. He made some excellent points.
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