This week’s puns and one liners take the form of pattern Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Someone locally keeps going around and stealing people’s knitting. Police think he is following a pattern
Different sleep patterns: light sleep when you wake easily, heavy sleep when you sleep through noise, REM sleep when you lose your religion.
Tried playing golf and all my tee shots went in a spiral. Apparently I shouldn’t have used a screwdriver.
Never going to ask a software architect to design the pattern on a security fence for me. The last one turned out to be highly saleable.
I have a mathematical friend who can only think of numbers that follow the pattern 2x*1 where x is an integer. He can’t even…
Wonders why aquatic animals have no body hair then I realised it’s down to Whale Pattern Baldness.
A friend with knitting needles told me he has a pattern for sunglasses. I think he’s trying to pull the wool over my eyes.
I get these visions of knitting designs in my head sometimes. I’m just sensing a pattern.
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