This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Paste Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Felt sad when my tube of toothpaste ended up on the ground. Crest fallen.
Got sacked because I couldn’t make 1000 tubes of glue an hour. I wasn’t ready for a fast paste working environment.
Jumped on the tube earlier. Got toothpaste everywhere.
Went to see where toothpaste was invented. There was only a little plaque.
How do you repair a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
I always feel bad using new toothpaste in front of my extra sensitive tube.
I put tomato paste on my shopping list, now I can’t read it.
What musical instrument do you often find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
My pizza making friend added oregano to his tomato paste to make up for lost thyme.
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