This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Noodle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Saw a superhero eating a bowl of noodles. Think it was Batman and Ramen.
Local chef always served wet noodles, so they gave him a re-straining order.
Opened the kitchen cupboard and found some fake noodles. It’s an impasta.
A friend didn’t believe me when I said I was making a car out of noodles. Then she saw me drive pasta.
Local scientist takes his dog to work to help experiment on pasta. It’s a labranoodle.
There are countless types of noodles. The pastabilities are endless.
I went to a weird hotel that was themed on both sheep and noodles. The Ram Inn.
Bought some noodles in Germany and they had a little dietary information label. It was the Gluten Tag.
Think I have gone too far with my noodles. I’m pasta point of no return.
Went for a lovely candlelit dinner and had some noodles, and found I kept making a little shake of my head. I think it was a ramen-tic.
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