This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Necklace Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I saw someone running away with my gold necklaces. I shouted, “AU! Get Back here!”.
What did the necklace say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll hang around.
I got some post from Mr T telling me to tell friends about his gold necklaces. It was a chain letter.
I went to the local shop that makes necklaces and bracelets out of iron but it was closed. Ferrous Jeweller’s Day Off.
My partner carries a little photo of me on their necklace. I’ve aways wanted to be more in de pendant.
My friend said they wanted a present with lots of carats, so I got them a necklace made of vegetables.
Saw a little vegetable necklace. It was an artichoker.
Why did the necklace break up with the bracelet. They both felt they were just going round in circles.
Why is the necklace the funniest in the jewellery box? It’s the choker in the pack.
I found my friend very attractive when they wore a magnetic necklace.
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