This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Monastery Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A monk quit his monastery to make doughnuts, and became a deep far friar.
Turned down a job emptying laundry baskets at the local monastery as I didn’t want to pick up any dirty habits.
I saw a bunch of men in habits and cowls dancing enthusiastically. It was the Monastery of Sound.
When I worked in the monastery I wanted to join the Gregorian choir but I never got the chants.
Local heavy metal singer has decided to give it all up and live in a Himalayan monastery. He’s now a Buddhist Priest.
Why don’t monks vacuum in the corners of monasteries? They have no attachments.
A group of primates got locked inside a monastery because no one had the monk key.
A monk managed to flip a pancake right from cooking it to the mouth of his colleague. Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
I know a monk who flies planes from the monastery. He’s an Air Friar.
When someone leaves a monastery because they’ve been promoted, does someone say “You’re Friared!”?
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