This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Midnight Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Why did the bike fall over at midnight? It was two tyred.
If we weren’t supposed to have midnight feasts, why do fridges have lights?
It’s midnight. Or as they called it in the wild west, High Moon.
Why are there more arrests at midnight than any other time? Because both hands are already straight up.
A ghost drifted into a bar late one night, but the bar tender said they didn’t serve spirits after midnight.
I always get nervous when I get near midnight on New Year’s Eve. It’s my Auld Langxiety.
When I find myself lying awake after midnight and look at the time, I feel even the clock is judging me.
I like the time around midnight but my favourite time is just before midday. It’s second to noon.
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