This week’s puns and one liners take the form of melting Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I saw a snowman playing Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me on the piano. Meltin’ John.
Got in a heated argument with a snowman. He lost his cool and had a meltdown.
Best way to melt ice on your face is to grit your teeth.
Melted a series of books and ended up with the Wizard of fl. oz.
Think I have psychic powers. Found out today that I can make an ice cube melt by staring at it and thinking about it melting.
Why are ice rink corners curved? If they were at 90 degrees they’d melt.
Local ice cream seller is struggling to stop his product melting so is getting rid of it cheap. It’s a liquidation sale.
Met someone who is obsessed with dipping bread into a mix of melted steel, copper and cheese. I think he’s a fondue metalist.
Snowmen aren’t good at stressful jobs because they melt under pressure.
Heated up some paint and ended up with an emulsional meltdown.
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