This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Melon Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A farmer I know uses his sheepdog to herd fruit. He’s a melon collie.
Was going to run away and get married to a melon, but I couldn’t. It was a canteloupe.
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you’re eating a watermelon.
I saw a honeydew in a suit. It looked a melon dollars.
Anyone who thinks that the only fruit or vegetable that can make you cry is an onion has never dropped a watermelon on their toe.
A melon went to see the doctor because he wasn’t peeling well.
The existence of watermelon suggests there may also be earthmelon, airmelon and firemelon…
What’s the difference between a watermelon and a zippo? Watermelons are pretty heavy, while zippos are a little lighter.
I found out that the best way to grow a watermelon is to plant it in the spring…
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