Line Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Line Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest. It was level pegging.

 

Took a risk washing my clothes when there was a chance of rain. I put it all on the line.

 

Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.

 

Why are pacifists bad at jokes? They don’t believe in punchlines.

 

What travels along your washing line at 100 miles per hour? Honda pants.

 

I like jokes about stationery but rulers are where I draw the line.

 

I launched my own clothing line this week. I knew I shouldn’t have set up the rocket near the washing.

 

What do you call a group of rabbit like creatures hopping backwards? A receding hair line.

 

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s sad that they will never meet…

 

I thought a pig was tapping my phone because there was so much crackling on the line.

 

I know someone in a band called White Line. They’re very middle of the road.

 

I started composing a song for Spandau Ballet, but then I found it hard to write the next line.

 

I think it’s about time that ruler manufacturers just forget about the silly shatterproof claims and we can all draw a line under it.

 

Saw a game that’s a mix of chess, Connect Four and battleships. It’s called rook, line and sinker.

 
 
 

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I saw a line of men waiting for a shave. It was a barber queue.