This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Leather Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What is made of leather, a foot long, and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe.
Why do bears have fur coats? Because they’d look silly in leather jackets.
Leather is the most stealthy form of armour. It’s made of hide.
Swapped my leather coat for one made of pancakes. It’s my flap jacket.
I only like really smooth leather, and that opinion will never be suede.
Gave up my job as a leather worker. I had nothing to hide.
Local shoe factory uses cactus to make vegan leather trainers. They were going to use bananas, but they would have been slippers.
Someone offered me an amazing investment in leather jackets and juke boxes but I’m worried that it’s a fonzi scheme.
What do bikers wear underneath their leathers? Honda pants.
I swapped my leather belt for a nuclear one and ended up with a radioactive waist.
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