This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Inflation Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Sad to hear about the last local balloon company closing. It couldn’t keep up with the high cost of inflation….
Bought a tyre for my car last year for £120. Cost £180 today. That’s inflation for you.
A higher rate of inflation isn’t bad news for everyone; it’s good for the bouncy castle sector.
When I was a child, an apple a day kept the doctor away. Now you need five a day. Inflation.
Inflation has got so bad that I can’t even pay attention.
Lots of talk about inflation but despite the cost of living, it remains popular.
Inflation is so bad that the chap who recorded In Da Club is now called 75 cents
Thought it was inflation when I was offered twice as much as before for my old car, then I realised it has a full tank this time.
Why do we call it The War on Inflation and not The Conflict of Interest?
With inflation in food price, the five second rule has been replaced by the ten second rule.
The cost of grapes went up due to a raisin demand.
I heard that inflation reached an all time high. That peaks my interest.
I could tell things have gone up in price when I saw a group of local executives playing mini golf.
Just like the economy, my waistline has suffered from inflation over the years.
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