This week’s puns and one liners take the form of The Hulk Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”.
Why is The Hulk’s wardrobe a mess? Because he has hangar management issues.
What do you get if you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk? The Star Spangled Banner.
Saw a huge green superhero who only provides arguments from peer reviewed science journals. The credible hulk.
What does The Hulk say when someone tries to steal his mashed potatoes? Hulk’s Mash!
Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA… Avengers… Assemble
Why doesn’t Bruce Banners pants rip when he transforms into the Hulk? Because the radiation altered his jeans
I thought Marvel would use The Hulk for more advertising. After all, he’s a giant banner.
What’s The Hulk’s favourite station on the London Underground? Turnham Green.
What is The Hulk’s favourite piece of Renaissance-era music? Greensleeves.
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