This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hope Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Saw an animal running off with all the hope that was left. Think it was Pandora’s Fox
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland is my guide through life. If in doubt, randomly eat and drink and hope that will magically solve all your problems.
Saw a film called Tim Buck recently. Really good, hope there’s going to be a sequel.
My parents disowned me for getting a tattoo of a bar code. I hope I can redeem myself.
Got a new mouse mat today. Hope he uses it and stops leaving little footprints all over the carpet.
Local trampoline business is having a hard time. Hope they bounce back.
Saw some flies playing football in a saucer earlier. They hope to be in the cup next week.
A woman walks into a library and asks “Do you have Great Expectations?”. The librarian says “I hope to be the manager by the end of he year”.
I’ve just received a letter saying that my friend has bought me a very expensive antique watch. I really hope it’s not a wind up.
Friend of mine keeps trying to paint black and white stripes on my back. Hope he stops badgering me.
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