This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hitch Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I spotted a new website all about hitch hiking. It’s got the thumbs up.
Always find it hard to rent a trailer. I’ve never managed it without a hitch.
Apparently Marvin from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy was programmed in Morose Code.
What do you say to a frog hitch hiker? “Hop in”….
A friend told me that their wedding day went without a hitch. I’m not sure whether they actually got married or not.
Was never any good at hitch hiking. I went early to avoid the traffic.
I gave some guy a lift today. Spent the whole journey talking about his favourite chocolate. It was the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
Saw a sailor making a hitch with a rope in the arctic. Knot cool.
Heard about a trailer wedding. They ended up getting hitched.
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