This week’s puns and one liners take the form of History Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
The invention of the lock was a key turning point in history.
Wearing my graduation gown and about to collect my history degree, I suddenly realised there was no future in it.
That new book on the history of clocks has finally been released. It’s about time.
Friend of mine just finished his A levels. he studied music of the 1970s, Scandinavia, the history of Eurovision and outlandish fashion design. he got ABBA.
I gave up playing snooker last night. The rest is history.
“One more move and you’re geography!”
“Don’t you mean history?”
“Don’t change the subject!”
The invention of the spoon was an important point in human history. It cause quite a stir.
Studying History makes you numb. But studying Mathematics makes you number.
Saw a book about the history of WD40 in the Non Friction section.
If Dwayne Johnson studies his family history, is it genealogy or geology?
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