This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Herd Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
There’s a rumour about my group of cows that only eat small fruit. I herd it through the grape vine.
Apparently now a herd of elephants have gone on strike. They are fed up working for peanuts.
Shepherds can identify their herd of sheep by their baa codes.
Farmer wanted to know how many were in his dairy herd, so he used a cowculator.
Took a herd of lambs to the local casino. They like to gambol.
Saw a herd of young sleep rolling down a hill, it was a lambslide.
Told my sheep jokes to a border collie but he had herd them all before.
Saw a herd of cows all giggling, turned out to be laughing stock.
I saw a herd of plastic antelope. Fake gnus.
A farmer I know uses his sheepdog to herd fruit. He’s a melon collie.
Saw a group of free ranging horses in rural Norway. They were Fjord Mustangs.
I saw a group of unsuspecting tourists being charged by a herd of buffalo. They don’t take cash.
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