This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Grill Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I always get a stomach pain after I eat an overcooked grilled cheese sandwich. I think I’m black toast intolerant.
My local gents hairdresser has been handing out grilled sausages to those waiting for a hair cut. Best barber queue I’ve been to in ages.
I was grilling a chicken last night. “For the last time, why did you cross the road?”
Surprised to James Bond at a local barbecue. Apparently he has a licence to grill.
For sale. George Foreman grill set and Mohammed Ali DVDs. Both boxed.
Told my friend that I could grill on a plane. The steaks have never been higher.
A friend of mine has a job guarding grills in Australia. He is a barbie sitter.
Went to by librarian friend’s barbeque. Checked what they had on the grill, it was a shhhh-kebab.
Thought I had burned the steaks on the grill but my friend seemed to like them. He said they were very well done.
I’m so good at grilling I’d steak my reputation on it.
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