This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Gown Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I found myself in Gerry Rafferty’s Ladies Boutique the other day. Gowns to the left of me, chokers to the right…
I often get cross trying to return my gowns to the wardrobe. I think I have hangar management issues.
Turns out my hospital gown matched my insurance. I thought I was covered but I wasn’t.
An exorcist I know tried to make dresses by shouting “be gown, satin!”
I was going to wear a gown made of recycled adhesive pads but it was a bit tacky.
Wearing my graduation gown and about to collect my history degree, I suddenly realised there was no future in it.
The difference between riding a bicycle whilst wearing a gown and a unicycle in a suit is attire.
A friend of mine makes money by taking photos of salmon and trout wearing gowns and dresses. He said it’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Thought my house had a gown. Turned out it actually has address.
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