This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Gate Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Went to the safari park and a rhino tried to charge me. I explained I’d paid at the gate.
Chap going around stealing gates from homes around here. No one wants to confront him in case he takes a fence.
I am trying to sell a gate for free on eBay. There’s no catch.
Local farmer doesn’t have a gate on his fence but a little step you can climb over. I like his stile.
Why did the cow go through the gate? To get to the udder side.
Looked online for help to secure my gate. I wasn’t sure if I had reposted it in the right place.
Friend quit his job at the gate factory. He just couldn’t get a handle on it.
I bought a Dickensian fence for my garden, and had gate expectations.
A buzzard turns up at the airport gate with two dead animals. The staff member says, “Sorry, only one carrion per passenger”.
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