This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Frame Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I keep turning the TV on half way through a frame of snooker. I just can’t get a break.
My painting is innocent. It was framed!
My boss asked me for a time frame so I gave him a painting of a clock.
I was in a collective called The Frames. We support other artists.
I like telekinetic snooker, but you do have to be in the right frame of mind.
Gave up my job framing portraits. I just couldn’t work in those boundaries.
Saw an 18th century painting of musicians in a frame with bad jokes carved into it. It was a bit baroque & droll.
Heard about someone who was arrested for stealing paintings. He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed.
My new television plays 60 frames per second. I’ve never seen such fast snooker.
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