This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fox Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I saw Michael J Fox at a garden centre the other day. Recognised him straight away, he had his back to the fuchsias.
Watched Fox News last night. Disappointing. Not a single story about foxes.
Saw an animal running off with all the hope that was left. Think it was Pandora’s Fox
It’s a long tale” said the fox.
“I’m all ears” said the elephant.
I saw what I thought was a paper dog, turned out it was a cardboard fox.
My friend told me that he saw a fox on the way to work yesterday. I asked him how he knew it was going to work.
Out in the forest last night, I heard an animal going on about the old days. Turns out it was a 20th Century Fox.
As I was walking through the forest, a flurry animal kept appearing in the long grass holding a sign saying “click here”. I think it was a pop up fox.
Saw someone dancing with origami style animals. Big fish little fish, cardboard fox.
What social media do forest creatures use most often? Foxbook.
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