This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Flush Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Apparently Karl Marx’s toilet plays music when it flushes because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
What did one toilet say to the other? “You look a bit flushed”.
I think one of neighbours is flushing drugs down the toilet. That might explain why the water bill is so high.
Someone tried to flush wooden shoes down the toilet but it ended up clogging up.
My plumber friend stores his data on a USB flush drive.
Never play poker with a toilet. They get too many flushes.
Went to a pub where the toilets played Abba songs when you flush them. What a loo!
What happens after a toilet is used in Buckingham Palace? A Royal Flush.
Saw a man in a military uniform flushing the toilets here. Apparently he’s the loo tenant.
My plumber friend is really happy, and is able to retire early. He’s flushed with success.
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