This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fireplace Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace under the chimney.
Which English king invented the fireplace? Alfred The Grate.
What do mathematicians put in their fireplace? Natural logs.
Was worried that if my fireplace keeps smoking it might end up with hearth disease.
Stood around the fireplace discussing if we should light it and ended up in a heated argument.
Someone I know threw her bills in the fireplace. Bernadette.
I wrote an emotional poem about my fireplace. It was straight from the hearth.
I threw some water in the fireplace and was de-lighted.
Went fireplace shopping with Fergal Sharkey but a good hearth is hard to find.
Standing looking at my fireplace, googling how to light it. I got loads of matches.
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